Sunday - Making Use of Bank Loans
A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow USD $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the for using a USD $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a USD $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later....
- Continue -
It's Sunday... And it's Doraemon's babies
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Lynn is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions."
/end story
Moral of the story :
- Do not hate cats..
- "Malu bertanya sesat jalan" :)
I used to have pets with my brothers. There were cats, birds, tortoise etc. The thing is, we don't give them fancy names like Putih, Belang or anything. We actually name them Kucing for the cat, and Kora for the tortoise. Birds I don't remember.
We took care of the Kora the longest. I think for more that 6 or 7 years. It grew from a little as the size of two fingers until it reached the size of about 20 cm.
Personally I think owning a pet is a big responsibility. And if we cannot take care of them, it is better to leave them alone. What do you think?
Labels: Joke, memory, pet, sunday
Fun With Signs
Hey it's Sunday... I would like to share some signs I received via email. They may be made up, but I still find them funny. Enjoy
In an office:
- Toilet Out Of Order.. Please Use Floor Below
- After Tea Break, Staff Should Empty The Teapot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board
- We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machine Etc. Why Not Bring Your Family Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?
- Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
- For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn't Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor
- We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn't Work)
- Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
- Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.
Lesson learnt - If something is that important to be told, it is just as important to tell it as clear as possible eheh :)
Pickles on Sunday
Hey it's Sunday... One of my hobby is to read comics in the newspaper. And collect those that immediately make me laugh. Like this one... It's published in The Star, on 16th September 2006 if I am not mistaken.
Hopefully I can grow old with the Mrs like this couple.. Amiin
Opal (wife) is sewing, when Earl (husband) approaches her
Earl - Opal, where's that measuring tape of yours?
Opal - It's right here
Earl take the measuring tape and start "measuring" his waist
Opal - Wow. I'm impressed
Opal - You're finally paying attention to what that extra weight of yours is doing to your health and appearance. I'm proud of you!
Earl - Don't be. I just couldn't find my belt
--------------- Personal Note --------------------------
:) :) :)
Labels: sunday
Award for Work Excellence
Hey it's Sunday. These are some pictures I found on the net. Generally they show the extra length people would do for their job. Enjoy! :)
"Remember!! you drop one box and you're dead!!".. this guy take the warning very seriously :)
Inter coach services excellence
Transporter's transporter
Rail Damage Detection Manager :)
Labels: sunday
Camera 101 - The effect of using flash
Hey, It's Sunday!! sorry, it's Monday...
I was surfing yesterday.. and I found this picture on lowyat.net. It is generally about the difference of exposure when using camera with and without flash. Hope it helps fellow friends interested in cameras.
Labels: sunday
Weirdest Things You Can See On The Road
Source : Collection from internet
Hey it's Sunday! These are some pictures showing rare things you would see on the road. So word of advice.. Be careful when you're out there, the weirdest things can happen
Fifth Place - Our very own Malaysian's
Fourth Place - This parking method is beyond my comprehension
Third Place - Beat that..
Second Place - Must.. Get.. Home.. Now..
First Place - As long as I'm wearing one..
Real Kungfu
So there's no other choice? and you still need to continue the fight, learn from this masters
Real Kungfu in real life.
It's Funday! These are some pictures I received via forwarded emails. Enjoy your weekend :)
And some people fall from a king size bed..
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The divine method of studying
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Let your weapon be one with you.. in this case your bicycle
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At first I thought it was timber, apparently it was garbage, but still wow!
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Nobody exempted from learning the art of balancing, 7 months old or 70 years old.
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Tara!!! You will be like her if you work hard. Notice the water on top of the ball?
Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the USD $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow USD $5,000?"
/end story
This story has had so many version, the first one I read it's about Phua Chu Kang parking car in Singapore :) Anyway I wonder if we can really do this? Kuala Lumpur is getting more expensive to park a car in.
Sometimes I always wish that the Doraemon technology exist, where we can shrink our car and put it in the pocket. Now it really is getting harder to find a parking spot in KL. Things is not getting any better I assure you.
How else do you think we can solve this problem?