Fun With Signs

Hey it's Sunday... I would like to share some signs I received via email. They may be made up, but I still find them funny. Enjoy
In an office:
- Toilet Out Of Order.. Please Use Floor Below
- After Tea Break, Staff Should Empty The Teapot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board
- We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machine Etc. Why Not Bring Your Family Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?
- Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
- For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn't Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor
- We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn't Work)
- Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
- Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.
Lesson learnt - If something is that important to be told, it is just as important to tell it as clear as possible eheh :)