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Fun With Signs


Hey it's Sunday... I would like to share some signs I received via email. They may be made up, but I still find them funny. Enjoy

In an office:
  • Toilet Out Of Order.. Please Use Floor Below
  • After Tea Break, Staff Should Empty The Teapot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board
Outside a secondhand shop:
  • We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machine Etc. Why Not Bring Your Family Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?
Spotted in a safari park:
  • Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
Seen during a conference:
  • For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn't Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor
On a repair shop door:
  • We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn't Work)
On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
  • Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
In a restaurant window:
  • Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.
/end signage

Lesson learnt - If something is that important to be told, it is just as important to tell it as clear as possible eheh :)

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Sunday, September 2, 2007 additional ideas