Kids Say The Darnest Things
Summary - Wednesday smile
Not all forwarded emails are junk. I actually have a folder in my pc for those interesting ones. The problem about sharing forwarded emails is that most of the time people are already familiar with them. :) Here's one I would like to share with you...
Source - Forwarded Emails
Subject - Kids Say the Darnest Things
What Is The Proper Age to Get Married?
"Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" (Patrick, 6)
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)
When Is It Ok To Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim,10)
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
Is It Better to be Single or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" (Lynette,9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
/end forwarded emails
Do you guys have any experience with your children, when they said the darnest thing? :)
--------------- Personal Note --------------------------
Do you remember the PETRONAS advertisement for last Hari Raya, where the couple actually hates the grandfather. They even set up another table for him to dine alone. In the final scene, the children play tea, and set up a table for their parent. "Nanti bila mama abah dah tua, mama abah makan sini", "Abah jangan lupa pakai pampers tau"
Funny, how so much we can learn from the children
Labels: funny
Slow Mo and Fast Forwarding Time
I was checking the calendar to check out this week's charity at Darul Izzah Bangi (Deliberately written to persuade you going hehe), when I suddenly realize that today is already the 23rd of Rejab. It seems like just yesterday, I notice of the coming of Rejab. Counting... there is only 36 days left to Ramadhan.
(Rejab and Ramadhan are Islamic months. Muslims all over the world will be performing the fasting during Ramadhan.)
If you notice, time sure fly faster when you are not paying attention.
- When we are just so busy with works, We will not even notice that we've just missed lunch.
- When we start fasting when we were children, we are holding a clock and see every second goes by. The longest time is the last 30 minutes :)
- When we got stuck in a meeting with the boss talking so slow, you can hear your stomach.. time feel like stopping. and yes you are hungry..
- and many more examples of this
Funny right? If we dreadfully hated what it is we are doing, we are doomed to "enjoy" every seconds of it and time move so slowly, you would check whether there's something wrong with the watch every 5 minutes.
And if you love what you are doing, before you even begin to enjoy it, it's already sunset.
heheh time really has a good sense of humor. Don't you think?
I remember very clearly the day I started fasting. Our "Abah" (Father) could see that we were going to lose the battle when we started going to the kitchen observing what new food magically appear on the table. He then took us out to the "Bazar Ramadhan" (A place to buy food to break the fast). There we were rewarded with RM5 of our choice of food and drinks. We really feel energetic then. With so much money, we bought a lot of food. I can still remember it covered almost the whole table. When we came back from the bazar.. it turned out only 30 minutes gone by. We still need to wait another 1 hour or so. All the energy previously had, had now vanished. And there we were looking "terhele" (very tired) with an alarm clock by our side. hehe
So what's your first day of fasting looks like? There's got to be funny stories in each of us :)
Labels: fasting, funny, Idea, Mind, time
The Friendship of Rhino and Cow
I laughed out loud when I first saw this cartoon. The face expression for the rhino and the cow is priceless, with the rhino looked annoyed and the cow looked satisfied eheh
The moral of the cartoon is self explanatory, but what I'm trying to highlight is just the importance of choosing a friend. I believe that we have to be very selfish when it comes to choosing friends. There are millions of people around the globe, Millions! We can't be friend to all of them now, can we? So how do i choose my friends?
- Support me when I'm down
- Smile for me when I'm up there
So how do you choose your friends? Do share :)
--------------- Personal Note --------------------------
I actually lost contact with one of my best friend. His name is Nur Syikri Harun. Anybody know him, do let me know. After SPM he continue his study in Mesir and that's when we started lost contact. During our schooling, just as every normal kids with raging hormons, we started flirting with girls hehe. Must be very traumatic for them, I mean the girls. In short, Syikri had a crush on one girl, and I had helped him approach the girl. Back then I was a cupid haha. The last thing I heard about Syikri is that he actually married the same girl. He sure owe me big time.