Kids Say The Darnest Things
Summary - Wednesday smile
Not all forwarded emails are junk. I actually have a folder in my pc for those interesting ones. The problem about sharing forwarded emails is that most of the time people are already familiar with them. :) Here's one I would like to share with you...
Source - Forwarded Emails
Subject - Kids Say the Darnest Things
What Is The Proper Age to Get Married?
"Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" (Patrick, 6)
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)
When Is It Ok To Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim,10)
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
Is It Better to be Single or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" (Lynette,9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
/end forwarded emails
Do you guys have any experience with your children, when they said the darnest thing? :)
--------------- Personal Note --------------------------
Do you remember the PETRONAS advertisement for last Hari Raya, where the couple actually hates the grandfather. They even set up another table for him to dine alone. In the final scene, the children play tea, and set up a table for their parent. "Nanti bila mama abah dah tua, mama abah makan sini", "Abah jangan lupa pakai pampers tau"
Funny, how so much we can learn from the children
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